.:SonEggman:. SEGA Sports Idol

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While Sonic was tying his shoes, we were graced with the magnificent presence of a gloriously egg-shaped person practicing at a nearby conveniently placed basketball court. The sweat of this individual glisten in the sun as brilliantly as his immensely large IQ. The hedgehog's heart pitter patter at 1000 mpg as he watched the oversized man wiped off the sweat with his personalized 50% cotton 50% polyester towel with such overpowering elegance.



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